Since arriving in America, we’ve noticed that not many people have stopped us in the streets, asking for autographs. Its so nice that people over here can respect us, and treat us like normal human beans, and not as famouse beans , like.
While shopping in Wal-Mart for a T.V. that will constantly loop films of me and Sorcha daily and also act as a mirror to look good in, I over heard on the announcement that Friends season 5 is now at a reduced price, and everyone in the store went to buy it. At that moment, as I was checking my ass out in the reflection of a mirror, I realized two things : 1) This wasn't the bathroom, and 2) People seem to love this sitcom, despite it being mediocre and starring no bodies. I decided that I was gonna make an even better sitcom than Friends, so I put my jeans back on, and ran out of the store (note to self, forgot to pay for T.V., return to shop and pay).
When I returned to the pent house, I began writing a screen play for the next best sitcom ever totally. I called it “No-Mates”. The story is compelling. So far there's only one character, we might get more actors in later seasons….if the main character lives through his suicide in season 2 after he finds out that it was Derrick in the pool room with a knife in the last episode of season 1, and that Derrick was the Gay Butcher of Summerville all along….thats a lil teaser for what's to come, I don’t wanna give too much away of the plot.
I finished the screenplay, and it was a whopping 10 pages, took me ages. I don’t know what the red lines are under each word, but they looked cool, so kept them. The studio I sent the script to must of loved it , like, totally, because they replied with “Haha This is the funniest shit I have ever seen” . I’m expecting the show to start airing next week.
Well, I would continue talking to my loyal fans, but I gotta, like, leak naked photos of myself online to get even more publicity, Toodles!
-Sinead xXx
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